Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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Top comments

snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

Comments

Congratulations. We're so proud of you.

youtastegood99 0

I've spent hours at the doctor's office before because Icouldn't pee...they ended up sending me home with the cup...

Gee, what kinds of people was the room full with? A bunch of moms with little kids in the potty training phase or something? This one did make me laugh though.

Hah I moderated this it was funny. I can pee on command :)

bosco_kk 0

Lol I had a friend like that in mid school. He spent at least half an hour in the bathroom, trying to pee lol. Everyone else peed fast.

Man, that's commitment. I bet the organization you are volunteering for will appreciate it :)

(Everyone saying this isn't an FML): This obviously isn't an FML because he couldn't piss...well, not JUST because he couldn't piss, but I found it hilarious picturing him walking out with a cup of his urine and everyone clapping. I thought the whole scenario was the FML thing. And really, what do you expect when you come here? "Today, everyone in my family died in a car crash, my dog died and I have cancer. FML". It's for embarrassing and humorous bad luck stories too.

shepp959 0

haha dont worry it happened to me once. it took me two hours and lots of water to eventually go enough to use.