Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 022
You deserved it 4 544

Top comments

snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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Malarki8 0

How does this even count as a fml? Lame...

That sucks, I to have a shy blatter. You experienced my nightmare, sucks for you man.

IAmTheCamel 0

Good job johnny. You get a golden star!

i always get scared of this everytime i go for bladder tests.. really sucks for you

tana123 0

hahahaha! wow. i know how you feel. i have to concentrate hard to piss under pressure.