Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

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loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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nizmotuner 0

I never had a problem. It is really fun to fill the cup rather than piss til the line :)

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Sarah329 0

Why is this an FML?

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thatswasup 0

Should have peed right on there faces lol

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mvfootball12 0

That must have been really awkward lol :)

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uhmfml 0

haha it has taken me forever too. i feel the pain

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wowimcool 0

i am so sorry ... i have had that problem.

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Walt_1990 3

Talk about akwarrrrddd lol.

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j3nn1987 0

I know how that goes. My job pulls names randomly and I'll sit there for hours drinking cup after cup of water. Then, when I finally have to go, it takes me another 10 because of the person staring at me. And afterwords, I have to go every 15.

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Briand9315 0

lmfao oh thats halarious

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