Weird, Dreams and Love: Good to know

Good to know

By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2012 21:10 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 19:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML

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By scaredy cat - 09/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML

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By lily389 - 21/03/2011 05:02

Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML

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By zombieguyswife - 28/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Branson

Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

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zman1422 3

Monday 19 September 2011 5:56

He really does care!

Stealthed 8

Monday 19 September 2011 6:02

There's no joke about a zombie apocalypse.

Comments

brandonwong 18

Wednesday 21 September 2011 8:19

He's probably serious. I have zombie dream often in which i have to kill family, friends, or acquaintances.

1000waystofml 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:05

Ur scared cause your afraid that theres goin to be a zombie apocalypse? You know what scares me! YOUR I.Q!!!

Jbcarrera82 5

Thursday 22 September 2011 14:14

now thats love!!!

jeepy_fml 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:07

he should join you as zombie

Ithok1 3

Friday 23 September 2011 0:48

Proper planning is key to survival. Plus do you really wanna suffer as a zombie? No, hes a great man to do you that favor.

Shrimp_Martini 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:26

Oh he's serious. That man's love for you runs deep. Trust me, I've been there.

gemzi23 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 22:41

i'd say he's being serious, i had a similar dream last night so understand where he's coming from

SimpleMonarch92 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:57

He truly loves you. be thankful

rubberduckie94 13

Monday 12 December 2011 17:11

In my town once a year we have a zbie walk for the humane society. people dress as zbies and walk aroumd down town. my son and i decided one year sombody either 1. high 2. drunk 3. crazy or any combination of the above is going to see everyone, freakout and a blood bath will ensue. LOL. your boyfriend has been watching to many movies and playing to many video games. get him out of the house and reassimilate him to real life.