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By DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
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Stealthed 8

There's no joke about a zombie apocalypse.

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icic6772 0

Hey, zombies could arrive at any moment

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bshinn4884 9

YwouldDI. You know, because you'd be a zombie.

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mzwhitaker85 0

ha after reading this I read it to him and asked him the same thing he said he would shoot me so I would not be miserable ..men can be so romantic

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akurokuday 4

That's love right there! He doesn't want you to suffer as a zombie!

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sak13 1

just tell him to stop playing too much Dead Island...ffs

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Gloritank 8

I did a ten page report on the possibility of zombies. It is possible however unlikely.

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