Allergies and Love: Goodbye

Goodbye

By dogs_and_toucans - 08/06/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 714

You deserved it 6 811

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By cdick - 11/03/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 201

You deserved it 5 434

By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 234

You deserved it 963

By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 135

You deserved it 3 109

It's the thought that counts, or something

By Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 076

You deserved it 41 935

By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 852

You deserved it 6 600

Nice try

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 071

You deserved it 5 460

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 19:12 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 387

You deserved it 5 017

One last thing…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 037

You deserved it 4 954

By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 800

You deserved it 13 648

By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 583

You deserved it 4 570

24788 6

Monday 8 June 2009 23:30

Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI

batrob 7

Monday 8 June 2009 23:25

haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off

Comments

Trebek 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:33

I think the real shocker here is that a girlfriend actually bought something for a guy.

that_was_so_awkw 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:34

haha!, This brings a movie into mind, I'm not sure which one, but "what did you put in these cookies?" cinnamon! "what?! SHINNAMON!" bahahahah :)

coolster56 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 17:52

that's from drake and josh

greeneyebeauty9 28

Saturday 28 December 2013 22:35

the Game Plan.

Quinklong 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:34

Well don't be sad. You're better off without her. But it's nice you got her a necklace, that was sweet of you. But Karma will get her, and her necklace will get stolen, promise. ;)

deaditegirl 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:35

On the plus side, at least you don't have to ever see her again.

jm88 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:35

What were you thinking.. gifts and money won't keep a girl around man.

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:35

#7 why do you exist? And yeah, I'm with #10, why buy her something if you're breaking up (I assume)?

MsMegaroo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:35

Thats how its supposed to be: Girls Gift Expensive Guys Gift Cheap As Shit

ScreamoxD 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:51

The OP is a guy

drewflav 17

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:31

18 forgot to put a colon next to guy/girl...

illeyad 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:35

That sucks, I would have taken the necklace back. To be fair, I don't think she was expecting a gift, she probably just pulled out the gum she was intending to chew on the plane.