Got talent?

By sorrygrandma - 01/02/2012 03:34 - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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nuke0013 7

Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"

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perdix 29

You ought to go into stand-up comedy -- killing the audience is the best possible performance. Plus, your singing is probably a joke.

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fmessiah 19

I am dying to know how you tie dye a shirt that someone has died in.

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Khalifa89 1

Thank you chaos for the correction. For the second person I simply say **** you. It was a simple mistake so dont act like you never make any mistakes. Okay? **** off!

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fmessiah 19

You are the harbinger of death, your voice carries the essence of a persons life with it towards the skies, be comforted by the fact that when the sky breaks the clouds will rain down the joys of her life onto other people, but also be scared, very scared. If it was I walking the darkened streets knowing I had taken the life of another with my voice I would forever after keep my mouth sewn shut. I would dress all in black, paint my face white, darken my eyes and using the thread from my most loved childhood toy sew my mouth tightly shut, never to utter another life taking sound again.

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GoW_Chick 14

Sounds like someone needs a hug... Would you like a hug? :)

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fmessiah 19

A hug can make the world shine in brighter colours, and like the smile from a stranger can make your footsteps glide across the world.

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RedPillSucks 31

Can I have his/her hug?

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chels1994 11

That's just a case of horrible timing...like really horrible timing.

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Darwin03 1

Won't be doing that again. Lol.

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L_Lovegood 19

I can imagine tasteless people would have had quite a giggle later over the fact that she died during YOUR solo. I am tasteless.

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rogue2888 4

Ouch. Was it that bad?

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thebottomdog 0

Your either selfish for being upset she died during your solo or your have low self esteem and think she died cus you suck cant decide..

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skyyylines 22

Or she feels bad simply because someone died..?

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