Singing, Death and Miscellaneous: Got talent? - FML

Got talent?

By sorrygrandma - 01/02/2012 03:34 - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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Passing

By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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The Sopranos

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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Glee

By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 21:05 - United States

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

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By NotTalented - 16/12/2013 03:44 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

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By sadcapri96 - 23/06/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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nuke0013 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:34

Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"

jumpshot32 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:36

You must have a killer voice!

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xattitudegurlx 13

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:57

It was so good she died and went to heaven:)

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:03

Or it was so bad that God didn't want her to experience the performance any longer.

xattitudegurlx 13

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:20

Haha thats a good one.

fmlswag 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:01

hope you were singing "heavens door" :/

GoW_Chick 14

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:09

... and not "Highway to hell"

GoW_Chick 14

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:17

Sorry 24 I think I may have stolen your comment, slap those silver bracelets on me, I should really pay attention to all the comments before posting a reply. -.-

perdix 29

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:33

Haha, no problem. You know what they say, "Great minds think alike . . . so do the demented ones." Note to self: She's into handcuffs ;)

UsernameHere234 13

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:02

that's just because you were so great at your solo.

JRokka850 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:09

If I was you I wouldn't kno how to take it lol bravo I guess

lrgenesis 19

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:11

Death-defying solo, OP!

burtonbullet 10

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:17

unfortunately, 35, death didn't seem to be defied.

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:14

Murderer!

delilah09 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:20

Oh that's just wrong ...

delilah09 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:22

Oh that's just wrong ...

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:18

it was her time.. no worries

boryenko 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:22

Either think of it that you sucked so hard that they died or that you are so good that you sent them to heaven.

jerseyboy732 16

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:30

it ain't over till the fat lady sings

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:40

Or in this case, dies........

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:47

At future concerts, no matter how bad they go, just think "At least no one died this time."

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