Miscellaneous: Grandma rocks!

Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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You deserved it 5 217

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 3 701

Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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You deserved it 2 460

By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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You deserved it 4 823

Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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You deserved it 3 078

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 10:23 - Singapore

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

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You deserved it 38 115

By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

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You deserved it 5 652

By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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You deserved it 2 268

By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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You deserved it 2 654

By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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You deserved it 3 237

Nice, thanks

By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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You deserved it 8 350

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 21 April 2014 2:01

That stinks.

Fuaaad1994 31

Monday 21 April 2014 2:09

Next time you to play scrabble, have a meal with beans and eggs. Fight fire with fire.

Comments

KingLewisII 34

Monday 21 April 2014 2:46

Well what do you expect you interrupted bingo night

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 21 April 2014 3:09

Next time be ready with dirtier words.

vlalam 24

Monday 21 April 2014 3:27

Grandma strikes again!!!

animalxcrackers 20

Monday 21 April 2014 4:08

You checked the scrabble dictionary? You must be fun at parties.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 21 April 2014 4:26

Try a different game maybe...

kasmol 16

Monday 21 April 2014 13:42

I couldn't play The Game of Life with my granny. She would call me a welfare cheat and then complain that if women just gave more ******** there wouldn't be so damned many kids.

brettzki 5

Monday 21 April 2014 4:29

in my book thats not an fml. :) then again you don't have my family lol

Jetfrog28 7

Monday 21 April 2014 4:31

Well, according to the official Scrabble rules you have to challenge, and someone else has to look it up, and there are penalties if you get it wrong. This prevents looking up words you want to find and challenging everything. However, this still sucks, and I feel sorry for you. I know how bad Scrabble games can get. FYL

JackMeoffGoude 7

Monday 21 April 2014 4:50

this makes me miss my grammy

liz1515 10

Monday 21 April 2014 4:55

Sounds lovely. My grandmother has a habit of playing literally anything she fancies and then forcing me to check the Scrabble dictionary to check for its validity.