Transportation, Fear, Airplanes, Phobias and Holidays: Great start

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By siggit - 10/09/2009 15:58 - United States

Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML

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By MDoremis - 28/08/2016 19:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, while flying home, two little girls started chanting, "We're all going to die." I'm an extremely anxious flyer. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 05:32 - United States - Alexandria Bay

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2017 22:00

Today, unbeknownst to me, my wife cancelled our airplane tickets because she didn't want to face her fear of flying like we had agreed. Now, we're going to have to take another week off so I can drive 3000 miles cross country, while she sleeps in the shotgun seat because her licence expired. FML

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By dumpedandstranded - 15/10/2009 20:19

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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By aloha - 12/03/2010 21:17 - France

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

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By overseasbummer - 14/11/2014 19:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By Alyssa Charlotte - 29/07/2011 02:25 - Mexico

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

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By Gw - 28/10/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML

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HeroicDude 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:13

That's when you knock the ****** out and tell your wife everything will be ok.

cyurihsung 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:08

Aww jeez. Hope your honeymoon is nice, though.

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xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Friday 11 September 2009 22:08

People like that seriously need to chill the **** out.

sarcasticsmoothi 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:03

lol sounds like me on roller coasters :P

piperian396 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:01

That's hilarious, I mean your poor wife, but man that's funny.

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 21:25

He posted it later, you dumbfuck

abbypaysen 4

Friday 12 March 2010 23:45

Wow, so instead of calming down your wife, you're on here. Way to go you.

ToxicSilverMoon 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:29

I don't like flying either but hopefully you helped calm her nerves and also I hope you two have a great honeymoon.

Eternityfalls 0

Friday 8 April 2011 17:57

omg I wuda donkey kicked his face so he wud shut the *** up

lkrunner101 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 16:01

how does he deserve this?

adamswag9 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:31

well bro good luck

stevenmx86 7

Friday 30 September 2011 2:17

A full panic attack would've landed her in the hospital.. I hate stupid exaggerations..

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