Parents and Love: Great to know

Dammit Pleo, now I'm imagining Porky Pig pulling out and exploding all over Minnie Mouse, then looking into the camera and saying "THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!" I will never un-imagine this.

cwl727 32

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:26

Porky Pig isn't Disney.

ZY1431 24

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

its a small world after all?

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

What a shitty way to be conceived.

thefmlcounter 1

Monday 24 February 2014 23:12

sorry you're a tad bit late

Kiki242 19

Monday 24 February 2014 23:27

This comment killed me.

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:31

Crap I didn't see that someone beat me to it. Well, you win this round waytoogerman

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:35

lol 27. "that comment was so bad I died"

juliaannw 11

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

Ba dum tssss

smithv171 17

Monday 24 February 2014 23:04

how sweet.

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Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML

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Today, and for the past two years, I've been hosting a fairly successful Dungeons And Dragons podcast. However, ever since we brought a new player into the group, we've lost almost half of our listeners, and thanks to that, we lost our sponsorships too. FML

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Today, my mom told me I should playing "Outside." The graphics are amazing, but the controls don't work no matter how many buttons I push. FML

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Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML

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Today, my boyfriend managed to convince me that Australia was called a penal colony because all the prisoners were men. FML

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Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. When I took it out, a big chunk of dog hair came with it. I think I'm too grossed out to ever use it again. FML

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Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because they thought the sound of my vibrator was the other's growling. FML

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Today, I drove the six hours to LA to attend my Uncle's birthday party. When I tried to get off at the exit, it took me two hours just to get onto the street where the club was. By the time I showed up, the party was already over, so I ended up going to a Denny's. I drove eight hours for a Denny's. FML

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