Parents and Love: Great to know

Dammit Pleo, now I'm imagining Porky Pig pulling out and exploding all over Minnie Mouse, then looking into the camera and saying "THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!" I will never un-imagine this.

cwl727 32

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:26

Porky Pig isn't Disney.

ZY1431 24

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

its a small world after all?

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

What a shitty way to be conceived.

thefmlcounter 1

Monday 24 February 2014 23:12

sorry you're a tad bit late

Kiki242 19

Monday 24 February 2014 23:27

This comment killed me.

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:31

Crap I didn't see that someone beat me to it. Well, you win this round waytoogerman

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:35

lol 27. "that comment was so bad I died"

juliaannw 11

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

Ba dum tssss

smithv171 17

Monday 24 February 2014 23:04

how sweet.

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Today, I caught my fiance lying about being at work. Furious, I started breaking his things, demanding to know what skank he'd been sneaking around with. He gave me a stack of receipts, saying he'd been Christmas shopping. He's not cheating, just getting me everything I wanted. God, I'm a psycho. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63

You deserved it 1 261

Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 916

You deserved it 3 417

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Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 008

You deserved it 6 882

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 887

You deserved it 3 619

Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 651

You deserved it 1 159

Today, the metropolitan police told women to "flag a bus" if we don't feel safe with a lone male officer. Because that'll work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 913

You deserved it 106

Today, at work, a mosquito landed on my brand new tattoo. Without thinking, I slapped it. Hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 377

You deserved it 1 486

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 789

You deserved it 6 575