Parents and Love: Great to know

Dammit Pleo, now I'm imagining Porky Pig pulling out and exploding all over Minnie Mouse, then looking into the camera and saying "THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!" I will never un-imagine this.

cwl727 32

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:26

Porky Pig isn't Disney.

ZY1431 24

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

its a small world after all?

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

What a shitty way to be conceived.

thefmlcounter 1

Monday 24 February 2014 23:12

sorry you're a tad bit late

Kiki242 19

Monday 24 February 2014 23:27

This comment killed me.

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:31

Crap I didn't see that someone beat me to it. Well, you win this round waytoogerman

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:35

lol 27. "that comment was so bad I died"

juliaannw 11

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

Ba dum tssss

smithv171 17

Monday 24 February 2014 23:04

how sweet.

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Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML

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Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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Today, I found out that my grandson is actually my stepson, my son is his half-brother, and my soon to be ex-husband impregnated our son’s wife, who’s a third his age. Yet somehow my slimy ex is the victim in all this because our son beat him to a bloody pulp while I did nothing to stop it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 189

You deserved it 31

Today, my boyfriend's jealousy reached a psychotic new low. While at dinner, I apparently made too much eye contact and dared to smile when the waiter took our order. He screamed, “Why don’t you just have him whip it out so you can suck him off right here?!” I’ve never been so humiliated in my life. FML

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You deserved it 169

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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Today, at a business BBQ my dad introduced my older brother to his boss as "Dr Brother", my younger sister as "CEO Sister," and then me as "Beautiful Daughter." That was it, I’m his pretty daughter, just because I became a primary school teacher, and disappointed him so disgracefully. FML

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Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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Today, both my flip flops broke when I left the pool. Since I was getting on the bus soon, I didn't think it was a big deal, but when it came the driver said that I couldn't get on without shoes and drove off. I walked barefoot for over an hour downtown to get home. FML

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