Parents and Love: Great to know

at least she didn't follow with details "I was getting double teamed my Mickey and goofy, suddenly I look to my left and Cinderella is standing there video taping it!"

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 25 February 2014 0:47

Holy crap! A "shitty" pun that gets up-voted! That's a miracle.

Jdubuhya 2

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:17

Maybe you should head to Florida and conceive a kid in the Magic Kingdom, clearly there's a precedence.

pere 11

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:22

And now you'll never see toilets the same...

FucYoCouch 13

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:33

You still see beds the same, don't you? Or even cars? A couch? The floor?

kellyem2 20

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:24

Your parents managed to up the episode of Roseanne where Darlene conceives at Disney World. Fantastic.

AZNxFaiL 6

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:27

Well we know what rides she was riding

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:48

Happily conceived...there could have been worse...

Miss_Latina 13

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:52

At least she didn't have to wait in line for that ride

scice03 8

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:55

IN a toilet?

Black_Rose_14 15

Tuesday 25 February 2014 4:18

Meaning in the restroom.

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The Top

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 060

You deserved it 28 830

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 450

You deserved it 3 310

The Top

Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn't at all like I dreamed about; I dreamt that I wasn't allergic to latex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 477

You deserved it 5 524

Today, my father, who I haven't spoken to in over 12 years, contacted me. He just wanted to let me know that I should get tested for a rare neurological disease. The only thing the man has given to me since my conception is potentially a death certificate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 953

You deserved it 130

Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 449

You deserved it 1 297

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 611

You deserved it 72 755

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 463

You deserved it 5 678

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 267

You deserved it 7 010