Parents and Love: Great to know

at least she didn't follow with details "I was getting double teamed my Mickey and goofy, suddenly I look to my left and Cinderella is standing there video taping it!"

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 25 February 2014 0:47

Holy crap! A "shitty" pun that gets up-voted! That's a miracle.

Jdubuhya 2

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:17

Maybe you should head to Florida and conceive a kid in the Magic Kingdom, clearly there's a precedence.

pere 11

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:22

And now you'll never see toilets the same...

FucYoCouch 13

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:33

You still see beds the same, don't you? Or even cars? A couch? The floor?

kellyem2 20

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:24

Your parents managed to up the episode of Roseanne where Darlene conceives at Disney World. Fantastic.

AZNxFaiL 6

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:27

Well we know what rides she was riding

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:48

Happily conceived...there could have been worse...

Miss_Latina 13

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:52

At least she didn't have to wait in line for that ride

scice03 8

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:55

IN a toilet?

Black_Rose_14 15

Tuesday 25 February 2014 4:18

Meaning in the restroom.

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Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 981

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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 381

You deserved it 3 841

Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 3 692

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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You deserved it 14 334

Today, I'm at North Fort Hood deploying with the Army Reserves, where the motto is, "You'll prefer to be in Iraq." We're in COVID quarantine with over 100 people in our barracks. We may never get out of here. FML

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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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Today, every one of the girls in the friend group I’m in collectively agreed that I'm too soft, innocent, and adorable looking to date or hook up with. However, they expressed that they each want to get with my best friend, and asked me if I can set each of them up with him to hook up. FML

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