Parents and Love: Great to know

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Tipton

Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disneyland toilet. FML

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ninjanick1911 14

Monday 24 February 2014 23:01

well it is the happiest place on earth!

chuka81 27

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

Better than being conceived in a regular toilet, I guess.

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thisisg 9

Monday 24 February 2014 23:30

apparently the bathrooms are magical too!

kaitlindarenee 9

Monday 24 February 2014 23:31

seriously?

iAlissa 34

Monday 24 February 2014 23:35

12, try looking up what "conceiving" means before making an idiotic comment.

buckdharma 36

Monday 24 February 2014 23:37

So, did she Winnie in the Pooh? Was her tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff?

ComoEsJuan 24

Monday 24 February 2014 23:48

I can think of one thing they did in fact ride ;)

A_Perfect_Circle 12

Monday 24 February 2014 23:48

Classy

Fightstar 17

Monday 24 February 2014 23:55

Being from Dudley also, I can relate ... FYL because this was probably the happiest time of your life :) Castle High School FTW!!!

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 25 February 2014 0:10

Shit happens in restrooms as well as other things.

arandomusernameaa 20

Tuesday 25 February 2014 0:20

The Hulk?

snackswell37 4

Tuesday 25 February 2014 0:30

In the toilet?!

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