Parents and Love: Great to know

did your parents honeymoon there or something? I think that'd be sweet but it's still pretty disturbing to know such details lol sorry for having to have this image in your head, OP.

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Here's another FML video from our friends at 10secondtraumas.com. Enjoy! Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tre...

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