Sorry about that, Mickey.

What a story to tell the grandkids.

I was conceived Christmas Eve on a bean bag chair in my grandmother's living room. Some things shouldn't be shared with children.

I guess that was either the cheapest or most expensive ride at the park, depending on how you look at it.

It's kinda sad how many people seem to think their mother was actually sexing it up in a toilet bowl. First of all, that's very implausible. Secondly, UK and American English do not use the exact same words for everything.

That's where the magic happens! Right?

I guess Disney really did make make a man out if you!

It had to have been Donald Duck. He never wears any pants so he can get in and out (pun intended) quickly. Look at it this way, your mom brought home the ultimate souvenir from her vacation.

Disgusting. You shouldn't have to pay to visit your motherworld.

All I want to know is how?