Grooming

By Schaf_12 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Austria - Vienna

Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML
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redbluegreen 40

I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.

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Comments

sBqOuMaBd 9

Would have been better if she said you look like Wolverine?

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TheIchiban 11

Tell her she still looks like a bitch everytime she gets a haircut. It's not your fault you look that way OP. She married you, she must respect you.

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sBqOuMaBd 9

Calm down little one. People do joke in this world, and then other people, like yourself, take it way too serious. I can't guarantee she was joking, but when people take something so stupid serious, they comment on FMLs.

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ALpein 0

Wow, that response to such a comment is kinda' absurd.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

#20 you're a dumb stupid head.

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BunchieRules 31

What an insightful comment, 46! Did you think of that one on your own?

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dubstep12 8

Hey sqjwheown. What ever your name is.. Doesn't that make you seem like you care if your commenting.. Jus sayin:p

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blcksocks 19

That's when you hold a knife and say "let'sss put a smile on that face"

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YesyDidWhat 0

Lmao, good one! :D

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disneydraeer 10

I think you may have preferred lumberjack.

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ShadesOfBlue5 9

Naw man, Shia Lebouf is a real life cannibal not a serial killer

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HeroesKiller7 9

Dude come on The beard is for men that's what makes us different from women ,, and plus having a wee wee But by the way , I would love to look like serial killer though

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auzz1_pride 9

Yea you do know that some women grow beards. Also there are shemales that have a "wee wee"

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22cute 17

Lol that's what I'm going to say if my husband wants to grow a beard. "Go ahead, I'll grow one too! It will be fun!" Ha Ha Ha

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Bonzer 2

26- Missing a few periods, are we? Your comment is hard to follow.

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myth454 2

Gasp! Does that mean that 26 is pregnant?!

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Matty1188 6

It's called a penis.

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yomamaOo 2

While you rape and murder her let her know that you truly are a serial killer

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janerose21 3

Do you like any dish served on "Chopped"?

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betty_white 12

i enjoy chopped very much, what's it to ya ? o_o

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BubbleGrunge 18

Well...time to practice some roll playing with your wife!

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8121440 3

Okay so im going to get alot of hate on this but what doesOP mean please help?

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Bonzer 2

Don't listen to them. They're trolling, it actually stands for Oliver Prices. Its the national retail price for olivers.

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DeLpHe3zY 7

Ill be that one nice guy. It mean Original Poster. My friend

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ICastillo 24

Don't listen to 58 he is lying, it actually means Orangutan Penis.

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