Grooming

By Schaf_12 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Austria - Vienna

Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML
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redbluegreen 40

I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.

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Bonzer 2

Hey, nothing is wrong with looking like a serial killer. Its wrong to BE a serial killer.

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shazza26 1

She must have a fetish for serial killers of she married you!

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rubberduckie94 13

My husband looks like a turtle when he shaves all of his facial hair off. It is the only thing I am a stickler about. He has to have a mustache, goatee, or beard or any combination of the three but not barefaced. I know looks are not everything but the one time in a year of dating and 8 of marriage he shaved everything off I could not even look at him witha straight face.

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superhappychappy 0

you deserve it for getting genes that made you look like a serial killer. obviously your fault.

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HeartOfLead 24

Your wife sure knows how to choose 'em. By " 'em" I mean razors because probably wasn't working well. Or it could just be the oversized square prescription glasses you've always had... Or... Or maybe it's that tan coat you like to wear so much... Or... Maybe; nah, I bet it's that razor blade.

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perdix 29

Tell her not to look in any of the twelve freezers in the basement and everything will be cool . . . literally. Also, let her know that Sears is having great deals on freezers and you want to buy another one before your next "business trip." ;)

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AKGirlinSD 20

Only 12??? I was hoping he had 15 ;).

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perdix 29

With Sears cutting prices like that, your wish may come true. Just hope he doesn't make his next "business trip" to SD.

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AKGirlinSD 20

Well if he was smart, he would go to Alaska during winter time and he wouldn't have to buy any freezers ;). Plus my bf has a beard and I'm not scared lol.

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