Grooming

By Schaf_12 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Austria - Vienna

Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML
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redbluegreen 40

I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.

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pancakes_O_O 3

Serial killer is the new sexy. She likes it.

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Mabonga 12

this can not be the first time she has been completely honest with you

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ms1114 11

Well, she obviously can't feel that strongly about it since she married you.

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Solano2580 24

You aren't proud of that? People say I look like a school shooter/serial killer and i take it as a compliment

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ChoolyBooly 32

Perhaps if you care about her opinion you could ask what would make you NOT look like a serial killer.

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EpicKassi 23

Are you sure you don't look like a lumber Jack? They sometimes look like killers too.

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PadfootLovesPie 16

well if she thinks you look like a killer and is married to you. I'd rub in her face that she must be into that or something, ect.

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kovehshteeble 7

that's why I don't cut my beard!!

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