Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
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rlr386 8

Even though that sucks for you both, props to you for being a gentleman and letting her go first.

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motor_fml 20

I think whoever does the laundry has a ****** life too.

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HighlandShadows 48

You, sir, are a true gentleman. Also, I wouldn't advise a return visit to that restaurant.

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kamareaux 24

Way to take one for the team. I'm sure she loves you all the more for it.

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hobosapien081 10

Well, at least you were a gentleman at doing it..

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pl18 10

I could not help but picture the Family Guy episode where Peter elbows Lois in the face to get to the restroom first.

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PokemonLove993 17

now that's true love right there in a very gross way

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chrissy2 28

Never eat at Indian restaurants...

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forestfrost 4

Who else thought of the scene from I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell??

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