Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
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rlr386 8

Even though that sucks for you both, props to you for being a gentleman and letting her go first.

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skyenoelle 15

That's what you get for being a gentleman.

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Dracoboxer357 35

41- Are you trying to discourage Op, or all males, from ever acting like a gentleman? :p Sure, he soiled himself Now....but think of all the Hero Sex he's going to get Later for his nobility! (Like much later, after a shower or two...)

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skyenoelle 15

I'm not sure if you, or anyone else on here for that matter, is actually serious that they didn't get what I was saying. I was being completely sarcastic.

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Dracoboxer357 35

153- *Bows head in shame* I honestly thought you Were serious, my apologies. :P

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Qwermy 16

How very shitvalrous of you!

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poccocurantes 7

Chivalry is not dead. It's just a little messier than I remember,

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Fmlsea 28

at least you remained a gentleman not many would , hope you feel better soon op.

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kingsian 15

That's real love right there man! 10/20 years from now that's gone be one of the major highlights of your happiest moments!

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poccocurantes 7

Uh, no. Nothing coupled with explosive diarrhea is ever a fond memory unless it happened to someone else.

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Epikouros 31

If they get married, I'm sure the best man will mention this episode in his speech.

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80skid 15

You might possibly be the sweetest boyfriend ever :)

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