Weird and Annoying: Gullible

Gullible

By marriedtoaretard - 19/02/2012 22:45 - United States

Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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By Burny - 12/10/2017 16:00

Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML

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By shakyhands - 22/03/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML

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This old house

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 16:00

Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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By GasFromThePast - 24/11/2018 16:40 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I smelled gas when entering my apartment. I checked everything and then left to seek help. I was told to call 911, which resulted in two firetrucks and 10+ firefighters, one of which was my high school sweetheart, entering my messy apartment and finding nothing wrong. FML

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Monday 20 February 2012 3:35

No privacy is the best policy.

21jason 9

Monday 20 February 2012 3:39

Hmmm my brother is in the shower.. Im gunna go block off any ventilation you know just to test this

Comments

ForeverGLFan 6

Monday 20 February 2012 18:59

Oh please tell me you don't have any children with that idiot!

Karfiol 1

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

Actually some materials sometimes found in bathrooms (e.g. as obsolete boiler insulation) can catalyze the production of carbon monoxide from carbon dioxide in presence of hot steam. At least my chemistry teacher told us that one of her former students had died this way.

dpgft10 0

Monday 20 February 2012 20:55

Please tell your retarded husband that steam is the gas form of WATER!!!

xLunaKillzUx 5

Monday 20 February 2012 23:28

Maybe he's just luring about the whole thong so that he can walk by and catch a glimpse. ;)

GypsyRover 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:31

Someone is watching her.

CurlyGurlF 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:24

Idiot.

RufusCade 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 14:13

LEGIONELLOSIS ANYONE?!?!?!? (check it up, you stupid *****!) Hope you all die in Pneumonia.

InkedPrincess 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:31

f ur life for being married to a moron.... lol

BloodFaerie 21

Wednesday 22 February 2012 7:50

LoL - It's things like this that make me think it'd be acceptable to make any possible mates take an IQ test! :P

kainpwnsu 19

Wednesday 22 February 2012 8:12

These "fumes" are also known as "steam". These fumes are lethal to things like tissue paper, pixie stix, and pure potassium. Water fumes are not lethal to humans. What an asshat. Sounds like someone selling a water system or something ridiculous, like that.