Weird and Annoying: Gullible

Gullible

By marriedtoaretard - 19/02/2012 22:45 - United States

Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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By Burny - 12/10/2017 16:00

Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML

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By shakyhands - 22/03/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML

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This old house

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 16:00

Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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By GasFromThePast - 24/11/2018 16:40 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I smelled gas when entering my apartment. I checked everything and then left to seek help. I was told to call 911, which resulted in two firetrucks and 10+ firefighters, one of which was my high school sweetheart, entering my messy apartment and finding nothing wrong. FML

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Monday 20 February 2012 3:35

No privacy is the best policy.

21jason 9

Monday 20 February 2012 3:39

Hmmm my brother is in the shower.. Im gunna go block off any ventilation you know just to test this

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Myo_fml 20

Monday 20 February 2012 7:53

I'm sorry but if your husband doesn't know what steam is, then it's time to trade him in.

conqueror57 11

Monday 20 February 2012 8:46

Dry oFf in the shower, opening thr curtain as little as possible. Solve the problem of being cold after the shower. As for pooping, it will only hurt him.

kei1108 13

Monday 20 February 2012 9:17

Haha! Someone needs to take a science class!! But all joking aside, just treat him seriously. Don't make him feel stupid. Just fix the problem maturely. :)

kitchenbitch 0

Monday 20 February 2012 9:24

Aww at least he doesn't want you to die:)

bubo_fml 10

Monday 20 February 2012 10:46

I'm inclined to believe this..I leave some pretty lethal fumes in the toilet myself...

Cynical_in_SK 6

Monday 20 February 2012 12:16

Ok...nobody could possibly be that ******* stupid! I don't want to live on this planet anymore!

Zomg_Okay 26

Monday 20 February 2012 14:46

It would depend on how it's worded. There was a huge scare awhile back when some troll started warning people about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide, which is found in every home. He used several bad examples of what it can be used for, etc and scared a load of people. Dihydrogen monoxide is a fancy name for water. So if the person talking to OP's husband called it "dihydrogen monoxide fumes" and OP's husband isn't up to scratch on his science...

santel_fml 8

Monday 20 February 2012 13:13

What happened to just leaving the door open?

SoultheWolf 19

Monday 20 February 2012 14:02

Its actually true, the fumes from hot showers can be leather. But only in ONE way. If you don't properly air our the bathroom (leaving a window or door slightly cracked open) after hot showers, the humidity will cause mold to grow. Which can cause fetal illnesses, but it takes YEARS for it to happen, and weeks of no proper ventilation to cause the molds. And even if you don't ventilate often and mold grows, you can always get rid of it with proper cleaning.

rcloca 10

Monday 20 February 2012 15:33

Nooooo! I meant to thumb down! Not up! /face palm

kertec 1

Monday 20 February 2012 18:04

But why would you do that? She is trying to warn us about fetal illnesses from leather fumes!

Boobles89 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 11:44

Well that's not the ONLY way... chlorine gas turns to chloroform when heated to 41 degrees Celsius.

Ubehage 32

Monday 20 February 2012 15:29

LOL, you should replace your current husband with a model who can think for himself :) If my GF ever did that (fell for that), I'd tell her to fix everything up or get the **** out of my life... She would get 3 minutes to finish either one of them.