Hand shandy

By cdoyle - 08/04/2009 12:32 - Canada

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Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
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checkyesbecca 0

And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.

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e86 0

I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.

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jenn9854 0

****.. enough said.

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birdofparadise 16

How is she a **** when it's with her boyfriend? Are you honestly telling me you've never done anything anywhere resembling public with your guy? That's just boring.

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alex_vik 0

What the hell is wrong with you? Are you really that addicted to sex? He wanted to eat dinner with you, not have a handjob.

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Chatspeak 0

Lets put my hands in your pants at a public restaurant. sounds like a plan! I can only imagine what goes on at seaworld with you two..

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King_of_Kings 3

that's a great first impression. maybe if they invite you over for dinner, you can **** him on the dinner table.

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jagg3d3d93 0

You madam are a douche, people who do this is restaurants are disgusting, save it for later, as a busser at a restaurant I don't want to end up cleaning your mess. I egged a guys house who got drunk and pissed under a table, dont **** with food workers we will **** your shit up.

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spazz666 18

Yeah, pretty sure that's illegal, and how did you even find where he lived? That was a bit of an over reaction I think. Just get a mop... I've had to clean up much worse and I've worked at a pizza restaurant and currently work at Dunkin Donuts.

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wholeon 0

Eww, people are trying to eat, they don't need his spooge particles in the air! WTF. Plus, people CAN see what's going on under there...unless there was a really long table cloth. Take it to the bathroom at least. o.O

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dirtygerbil08 1

I think you sound like a stupendous girlfriend, good for you! My ex was always so cold and distant and sexually very prudish. You're great. :)

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carolineaxoxo 1

At least someone's recognizing the awesomeness of this girl! Hehe so nice and horny, parents should be happy for their son

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spazz666 18

Yeah, and her parents should be super proud that their daughter is giving her boyfriend handjobs in public. Woo!

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