Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
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guy_whos_sad 0

The situation........ *puts on cool glasses" ......at hand. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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sallen0046 4

Why are you messing around in the shower while your mother is home in the first place? If you chose appropriate times and places to engage in sexual activity, you would not need to "distract from the situation at hand". Either man-up and tell your mother to buzz off, or stop screwing around where she's likely to catch you.

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cvilla0713 0

WOW! Youre girlfriend sound hot! Lol so hardcore!

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Ktmbillyjr 0

I would love to see you explain why your girlfriend was in the bathroom while you were taking a shower to your mom.Unless you got a window in your bathroom than just scratch my comment out XD

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gaber85 0

that's what door locks are for...failed

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tona01 16

i didn't know door locks made rooms soundproof i've been lied to all my life!!!!

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RockstarRN 10

How did you manage to sneak your gf in AND out of the bathroom?????

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