Transportation and Kids: Hangry

Hangry

By nd.11 - 01/03/2010 16:59 - Canada

Today, I was on a city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling on it. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say, "Stop chewing on that!" FML

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By mandy - 23/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy ride. The child sitting across from me asked her mom if her chin moves like mine when the bus goes up. FML

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Gross

By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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Nice try

By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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Ruprex 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:09

Hmm..... someone is tugging on something that I wear. I shall ignore it. (time passes) Oh no. I am in a terrible predicament. A small child has put my washable coat is his mouth. This F***s my day completely.

jts2 3

Monday 1 March 2010 20:05

Not all that big a deal, unless he somehow bit a hole through it. Jackets can be washed.

Comments

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 1 March 2010 20:54

Think of it this way, OP: You temporarily soothed the pain of teething for a baby :]

dman4412 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:59

haha that's a good way to look at it

klumzy0123456789 6

Monday 1 March 2010 20:55

wow the kid chewed in ur jacket...wash it

perdix 29

Monday 1 March 2010 21:08

Good thing the kid was not a hamster. Better thing the OP was female and did not have testicles.

miaaakayyy17 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:15

I don't get it..?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 1 March 2010 21:20

A baby had OP'S jacket in his mouth, which means drool got on the jacket :/

missvee98324 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:23

it couldve been worsee....they couldve been "tugging" on your pants

lonely_heart_89 6

Monday 1 March 2010 21:28

i really don't see the fml here. so what if the child was chewing on your jacket? you could have moved to a different seat. it's not the end of the world.