Love: Happy?

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Damarys 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:50

I'm guessing you were too

eagle20 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:56

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

Comments

Krissmiss0131 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:59

Ouchh yikes sounds more like a surprise for you....but hey she sure knows how to celebrate a birthday ;) sucks for u tho

ericavel 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 17:02

You should have said "boo, you *****."

JohnFR33M4N 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 17:04

dude he leaves on her birthday for WORK. thats pretty douchetastic

ColSanders942 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 17:18

Whenever my girlfriend or I have to work on each other's birthdays, anniversary, or holidays, we just celebrate the day before/after. Problem ******' solved. But yeah, FYL bro.

misssweetie 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 17:20

FYL For all the people who are saying its the OP's fault because he was a.) the nice guy and b.) leaving for work on her birthday...... STFU The right girl for you will love the sweet surprises. I know I would. Its always my favorite when my boyfriend surprises me. And she'll understand that sometimes you can't get out of work obligations. More guys should be like you and less girls should be like her.