to everyone out there saying "maybe she did it because he said he was going to miss her birthday"...really? My bf thought he was going to be gone for mine...and I honestly didn't think it was a big deal. He ended up being here, but I wouldn't have minded if he wasn't. Do people really think that not getting to see their SO on their birthday is that awful?

Just a sec...what crackheads actually open the front door in underwear, AND what crackheads open the door with the person with whom they are cheating in their underwear? Even if she thought her boy was gone, someone else could tell him.

Please tell me you kicked her in the face.

Wow. I bet you were a bit surprised yourself there buster.

i open the door in my underwear all the time...since ppl always come while im sleeping im in my home they should expect it. as for hsi girlfriend shes a dumb bitch dump her ass

#99 Your plan is not perfect. The Donkey Punch is supposed to happen during a butt-****. Fix that detail and your plan is perfect.

Sounds like Weddign Crashers to me

At least you have cake!

#56 + #134

As I was reading this, I was wondering, "Who would answer the door in their underwear?" Apart from that, FYL, I guess.