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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Damarys 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:50

I'm guessing you were too

eagle20 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:56

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

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c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:05

agree with #3

helios_rex 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:17

#138 - Not necessarily, the donkey punch CAN be performed during vaginal intercourse, it's just not quite as dramatic. And, who's to say he's not hitting it from behind already?

wbrycem 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:22

I'd do that all the time... opening the door without knowing who it was, while in my underwear, and alongside the person that I'm cheating on my significant other with. Totally normal and believable behaviour.

nawkturnal 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:36

I'd have to agree with #106, it's not always possible to get out of work obligations, especially if it's a big project or something and there's nobody else to cover for you. The OP's plan wasn't the greatest but that doesn't mean she had the right to cheat on him.

turdburgers 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:41

I hope you smashed the cake in her face and raped her lover.

the_effed_life 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:53

Well, OP did say he was going to be away...

jay27 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:06

#67 - yeah god forbid a women not get what ever she wants all the time, she had no choice in fact his business trip (which could have been real) forced that other mans penis in her ******. She's the victim here Of course it's ok for a guy to do the same thing if he feels his girl has not insured his every satisfaction right ? I will say to you my friend you have discovered a perfect ***** test. Before marrying any women pretend to go out of town on her birthday and say you will have to celebrate when you get back , then show up to surprise her. If she's a real women she gets a nice surprise and other wise you are spared a messy divorce and possibly herpes from her as your next birthday present later on. Congrates you found out she was a crazy insecure cheating *****. It's sadly not the first time I'd bet and wouldn't have been the last , just learn to avoid her type in the future and what ever you do get back with her no matter how much she says she was upset and insecure or any of the other dirty lies, these women use as excuses.