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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Damarys 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:50

I'm guessing you were too

eagle20 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:56

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

Comments

LaLaJoy 2

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:34

Why would someone answer the door in their underwear? Ever? ESPECIALLY if you have no clue who's even at the door?

nomo_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:47

Who the hell opens doors in their UNDERWEAR? wtf.

dickface_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:05

fake

happyvalleygirl 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:08

*****... opening the door in her underwear.

mbw 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:41

I'd be pissed if my bf suddenly had to "leave on a business trip," even if it were part of a surprise for later. Both YDI and FYL.

thecritic 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:53

seems odd that she would open the door while only in her underwear next to the guy she's having sex with. either this is a poorly made up story or she's a real *****

blumpkin69 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:36

i hope you kicked his ass and put naked pics of her on the internet

FreedomFirst 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:18

Well, I agree that was rotten of her; but I must say that it was pretty dumb for you to tell her you couldn't be there in order to surprise her. Maybe the reason she found other "entertainment" was because she thought you were being an uncaring jerk and didn't deserve her. But I would have still broken up with you first.

vidaloca_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:32

If you are normally the sweet and caring type and very thoughtful of her, than I really feel sorry for you. On the other hand, if you are the kind of guy that regularly plans business trips on important occasions, it is totally on you. If my man went away at important times for me I'd be pissed, and something like that would be the last straw. And sometimes angry sex is the best way to let off steam. Or strip twister!