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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Damarys 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:50

I'm guessing you were too

eagle20 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:56

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

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maichido 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:20

Aww, that's horrible! But something tells me it's kind of fake... Who in the right mind would open the door half naked with a half naked guy next to her, knowing it could be anyone?

usernameO_o 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:30

that is really f***ed up!! #5 lol good idea #45 wtf? why would anyone do that? #48 happy birthday and good luck on ur final :D #90 finally somebody got it right!! I would have told her "I hope you this haunts you, because I don't deserve to be treated like this." Depending on what the present was I might have given her the present anyway, just so she'd regret it. Later I would have eaten the cake and enjoyed it.

NoMercy_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:37

Did you surprise her with a boner?

ilackeffort 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:40

Sleep with some of her slutty friends, i'm sure she has some, she seems to be a **** herself.

SilverMelodies 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:44

I hate ******; they don't deserve to have partners as nice as you.

lolbitch 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:44

did anyone actually read #9?

princess333 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:44

what a ******* *****!

bzlnv8 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:48

Ydi 4 dating thAt typ, good 4 u.

cattoe7 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

you should've thrown the cake at her face and who the flip answers the door in their underwear?

podrummer9209 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

Karma is indeed a bitch- you wait, she'll get hers. I was seeing a girl and she used the excuse that we were moving too fast in order to get with another guy... Turns out he didn't want her at all. She came crying back last night. =P