Hard act to follow

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
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jsprackman 11

Maybe next she will dress like elton john

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HellOnWheels357 11

unless you want to spend all your money buying clothes for countless fads, i say you have a serious talk with her. if she doesn't still doesn't get it, put your dick in her eye so she can see where you're coming from.

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heartcloud_fml 3

tell her you're into guys this week.

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TheGothGamerGirl 20

It's cute, just play along and she will eventually get bored.

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yaknowiverse 0

ohh beanie hats! just go for a punk rock look. seems to work for me and my bf BJ. but we are both punk rock soo.... DO WHAT SHE SAYS OR YOU'LL DIE!

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Zimmington 21

Sounds like you need to grow a pair, & make kissin your ass her latest fad

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

This FML makes me real mad actually... I'm a goth and I'm sick of people thinking it'll all about death and being depressed. It's not.

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itsybritsy 6

#234; Precisely! I'm more of a lolita myself, but I'm HUGE on the gothic subculture. I'm quite a cheerful person. o.o I'm just proper and lady like and I love literature and coffee as well as being a creative individual. I'm not gloomy or death obsessed. D:>

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CaptainJackCat 5

Just because you wear all black with heavy eyeliner doesn't mean you're a goth. There's a lot more to it than that. I personally am not one, but you can tell by looking at someone's appearance. Sure, they wear dark clothes and do dramatic makeup, but it isn't just that.

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monster_tamer 11

Emo is about death and depression and all that stuff. Goth is more about appreciating the dark side of things-- which can include death, given its cultural connection to darkness, sometimes depression too, but it's really just not about those things in the first place-- those things are an extension of the main baseline.

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monster_tamer 11

You know who you just reminded me of? Abby Scuito! :D

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