Hard act to follow

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
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jsprackman 11

Maybe next she will dress like elton john

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Jerret 6

You sort of deserve it. I mean, you don't HAVE to put up with that shit. You can leave her any time. If you're that desperate for her to not leave you when she can't even figure out who she is, you need to reevaluate the importance of a relationship in your list of priorities.

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bsbuddy 0

Who's in control here???? Move on now!

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XoXoKaylynXoXo 5

Um... How could she dress as a hearse? A hearse is the vehicle you put coffins into...

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dreamweaver54321 1

thats one heck of a girl you have there....

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helterskeltersmi 0

Sybil, anyone?

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Brie_Nicole 3

My advice is that you shouldn't be afraid of leaving her because you aren't into the same kinda of changing trends as she is. There are other girls out there that have more in common with you, you just got to not be afraid to go search :) Good luck

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emilly12 0

Schizo...just saying. I mean, you know, it could be a possibility...no?

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zombiekitten87 12

How would hearing voices in her head or being paranoid make her want to play dress up? I think you're thinking of multiple personality disorder.

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XavierMedina 0

If I were you I would leave her

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Maritza345 0

Haha I do that too right now I'm in my emo stage hehe. Play along it's FUN!!!

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gorgeousnightmar 0

Drop the poser gf and move on

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