That's why cats suck

There is usually a system to undo security...usually it is something like, lock all doors, unlock drivers door and put key in ignition...then on some you must lock all doors, unlock trunk with key, then unlock drivers door, then key in ignition. YouTube or dealership may be more helpful.

YDI for not taking it off

:D

Just introduce your scent as a new perfume your trying out, Eau de Pussy.

How do you not realize the cat peed on your bra until ur at work? Seriously, should have smelled it when u put it on, or it would have been wet, or if it was old and dry the stain and smell still should have stopped u from putting it on. YDI

To all those folks advising to 'free boob': there are some of us cursed folks out there who simply cannot do this. You see, when gravity has done its evil work, the girls are just not so perky anymore. FML

If you can, either take the bra off or run home/to the store on your lunch break. FYL otherwise.

Shoot the ****** cats ate worthless

My cat used to randomly pee on random things like: my cell phone, car keys, shoes and his fav clean clothes. Ugh little bastard