Cats and Work: Hard to beat

Hard to beat

By onlyslightly - 30/11/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML

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By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

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Tidy your room

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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Foul

By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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Training day

By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML

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Smells like victory

By Tcake - 19/05/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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Precision strike

By Zodiacfall - 27/10/2019 02:00

Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML

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boating_guy 33

Friday 30 November 2012 16:05

just free boob it for a day?

KY_Jelly 10

Friday 30 November 2012 16:05

Ugh. I feel for you. Cat pee is practically impossible to wash out. Good luck.

Comments

ChaoticBacon 6

Friday 30 November 2012 20:35

How did it take you 2 hours notice the smell of cat piss?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 30 November 2012 21:02

And you didn't just think of not wearing a bra? :P Granted, if you have a larger chest, it can be awkward-- but not nearly as awkward as smelling like cat pee. But I guess if not wearing a bra hurts (as it can for some), then I would get that.

trc82000 3

Saturday 1 December 2012 2:38

Haha. Love your comment.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 3 December 2012 17:55

#166 Why?

glamery 3

Friday 30 November 2012 21:14

when you get home soak your bra in vinegar. this will neutralize the smell. then wash it normally.

mfischer 17

Friday 30 November 2012 21:21

When you have an argument on the Internet, only the communists win.

sweetmama88 6

Friday 30 November 2012 21:33

Go without a bra your better off !

jesustitts 20

Friday 30 November 2012 22:50

It's you're.

iNfaMouSDPG 0

Friday 30 November 2012 21:38

Tape the nips down!

martin_martian7 11

Friday 30 November 2012 21:38

The point is that we all know that cats are ninjas!

mercsl65 7

Friday 30 November 2012 21:41

Pee on your cat. That will teach him. And he won't give himself a bath because he hates water.

AzWolf 5

Friday 30 November 2012 22:03

You leave your bra laying out and not put away in a drawer?

jesustitts 20

Saturday 1 December 2012 2:41

She was probably about to be getting dressed and had it set out when the cat snuck over took a piss and ran off. Though she should have felt the moisture, unless her bra is really really thick.