Hard veto on that one

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my girlfriend named our daughter Aspen. Ass. Pen. When I hear her name I will always think of a pen in a butthole. No doubt her future classmates will too. FML
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sc3ptical 30

Most people hear Aspen and think of skiing or beautiful trees. How old are you??

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Storm Sternberg 10

Aspen is a cute name, I'm pretty sure it's rising in popularity, and it's the name of a common tree. I think you're being a bit weird about it.

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BasketBallForever293 17

Why wasn't it a mutual decision? That name isn't a good one

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kristinagir 11

You’re an idiot 🤦‍♀️

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wrenavery90 12

Nope. I'm pretty sure that's just you. Aspen is a beautiful name.

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Thandilocks 14

I’m South African and even I know Aspen is some fancy place for skiing. You are weird! It’s not like it’s even pronounced like ass-pen. Poor child, having a dad like you.

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Wadlaen 23

is a name that has become more common in the later time, I don't think anyone will think as you when they hear it. What I react to in your post is that your girlfriend named your daughter without including you in the process.

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