Have a good one!

By suuuuuupucci - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother confronted me about my bird's masturbation problem. We spent Christmas Eve Googling "bird masturbating" and watching videos to see if that was actually what my bird was doing. At least he's having a good Christmas. FML
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snafu57 1

just found it on utube. never saw anything like this. there's no question about what that bird is doing. utbe has dozens of examples. the bird should be writing this fml. I can see the bird at a 12 step program. "Hi. My name is Polly and I'm a sex addict."

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doof_fisch 2

Does your bird have hair growing on its claws? Is it going blind?

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StaticDown 0

My cat masturbates. It's common among animals.

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corner49 0

YDI for masturbating in front of your bird so much.

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falconflyer_fml 0

How is that a problem? You could have just enjoyed your Christmas and not obsessed about a perfectly naturally thing your pet is doing. Why do you care? who is it hurting?

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crazycool2011 0

XD i'm glad to see hundreds of other people searched bird masturbation on youtube...not just me haha

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screwthat 0

no no you are not the only weird one, I did it too, i actually left watching paranormal activity midway, to hunt up my old youtube account so I could comment on one of the bird musturbating videos

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cloud_strife_ 0

This is the funniest post I have ever read off this site.

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Ladin 0

BIRDS CAN **********?!

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