Christmas and Animals: Have a good one! - FML

Have a good one!

By suuuuuupucci - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother confronted me about my bird's masturbation problem. We spent Christmas Eve Googling "bird masturbating" and watching videos to see if that was actually what my bird was doing. At least he's having a good Christmas. FML

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snafu57 1

Friday 25 December 2009 12:43

just found it on utube. never saw anything like this. there's no question about what that bird is doing. utbe has dozens of examples. the bird should be writing this fml. I can see the bird at a 12 step program. "Hi. My name is Polly and I'm a sex addict."

NatzSwifey 0

Friday 25 December 2009 12:35

"shit it sounds hurt?"

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SheaLili 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 16:26

Haha... My bird does that o.o

15bradley15 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 4:25

I'm googling that now!

Malevolent_Bunny 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 17:52

Consider the alternative. Our family hand-raised all of our cockatiels almost from the egg, and so they are gentle and trusted pets. Suddenly, the pair I own decide that they want children, and announce their intentions by screwing noisily. While sitting on the knee of one of our guests. Be grateful

SaintJimmy21 19

Wednesday 9 October 2013 21:22

I'm surprised you didn't have to go to the deep web for that oO"

skittlesucker55 9

Friday 26 February 2016 8:04

I'm an ornithologist and birds cant actually ********** males and females have the same organs one two they don't put anything into anything just touch it and three humans and dolphins are the only creatures known to have sex for pleasure

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