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By hatesurf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Peru

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML
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Lou_Briccant 0

Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.

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New_York_fml 0

What you have here is the definition of wipeout LOL

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paperfox_fml 0

If they've already started writing the ticket, they're not gonna stop.

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jlaq 0

You actually can get them to stop for a reasonable fee in Peru... In that context, the run for it was totally worth it, theoretically.

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Battledog5006 0

Hahaha that blows big time!! FYL xD

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anniesaysbueno 0

haha what a great mental image. thanks for being in pain so we can be amused :D

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BabaBlackShirt 0

I feel so bad for you.

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desertkitt 0

Oh dude, FYL. I hope you turned around and started body surfing just to piss the world off. At least it was a nice cop and he told you you had a flat, most of our cops would have written a ticket for some BS or another.

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jaxsk 0

Thats so tragic it's priceless. I almost feel bad for finding it so funny... talk about FML!

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lizzzie_fml 0

Maybe next time you should park somewhere legitimate and then you wont have to worry about the ticket anyway.

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lifesucks210 0

he was in a fine parking spot. he got a note cuz he had a flat.

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