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By suhleedah18 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working on my computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eyepatch in a couple of days. FML
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saIty 17

The names Bond... Rubber man Bond...

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imustbeinsane 2

Now you have to make him look like a pirate too! Cut off his hand

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KeyboardWarrior 10

I used to work on computers like you... But then I took a rubber band to the eye. Yes? No? Maybe?

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brick_man33 14

it was your dad's way of telling you to get off the computer,.

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KiddNYC1O 20

You should've said "Go to your room".

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FelixVC1 21

Irresponsible parenting for the win :P

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reldnahceus 8

Sounds like my daughter and husband. :( get better soon. :)

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ThaKoolKidsKlub 3

Your father just finger bang-banged you into the pirate life is all.

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