Hear this?

By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/07/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
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Same thing different taste

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mysadlyfe 9

I lost it at "my asshole went numb" sorry op!! sounds embarassing!

You should have gone somewhere farter away.

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Omg thats happened to me before! (Minus the neighbor being outside)

My friends dad had really bad gas and he farted hard enough to burst his appendix. True story.

theroxors19 12

I guess you could call that an UN-holy shit