Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

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roeallen 11

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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killface93 0

shit.. he should lift waits

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TheSithAssassin 15

I wonder how he will lift these "waits" you speak of.

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iliketurdles 7

Gather patience in a jar? then lift it. It makes sense so shut up.

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justsayfuck 5

How is pressing someone against a wall considered romantic?

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armorf0r 7

all depends on how it's done

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itsmissjox3 0

I believe OP was looking for the word "passionate".

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Claude84 0

Sounds like a rapist to me

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dreamering 16

Sounds like someone who has brain cramp

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chimpsndip 0

Why does everyone always say hit the gym? She's gonna gain wait if she goes to the gym and gets more muscle, although yes, she'll look better. Why not a diet?

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robbiboyo 0

actually, if you build muscle and do cardio you will burn more fat and can lose weight. muscle burns fat. so if guys gain a little more muscle and do cardio they can possibly lose fat faster then they gain muscle by burning the fat quicker with just the small snout more muscle.

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KareBear7364 5

What makes you people think the OP is overweight?? Maybe the guy is just weak.

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justsayfuck 5

Maaaaybe because OP's name is 'Fatty'. But that might be a little far-fetched.

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AMAZINashleigh 6

Just because the name is fatty doesn't mean she is fat. I'm not saying she couldn't be, but she could be a normal weight and the guy is just weak. you never know.

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metalhead5564 0

That is possible. He could just be reeeaaallly weak

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dellama10 0

Haha that's not romantic, that's 'bone me now'. Anywhoo op, try not to feel too bad. similar thing happened to me a few years back. I was a runner and pretty thin, but my bf just tried to hold me from an awkward position. Maybe same thing happened to him?

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texxan87 0

either you're fat or he's a Bitch... either way something needs to change.. talks next date should be at te gym :)

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

weakling! I'm sorry hunn.

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