Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

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roeallen 11

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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ribbyc80 0

its the 21 century and equal opportunity, pick his ass up and man-handle him!!!

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daleftw 0

If you both hit the gym this problem would be solved.

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

If two people get a gym membership together you could get a discount!

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titan87 0

I'm going to guess he's weak considering if she was a big girl he would have recognized this and not attempted.

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juturnaamo 29

That's what I was thinking as well. He's just weak. When I was 180 (I'm down to 155 now), I had a BF who was only 120, and he could pick me up.

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ReynshineCutting 10

Ya I'm 180 (and still losing) and was 203 and my fiancé has never had an issue picking me up. Gotta love being with a bodybuilder.

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dezinspaaace 0

haha i imagined kermit the frog trying to pick miss piggy up when i read this. xD

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mercuryburst 0

Well at least he tried. Looking at OP's nickname actually makes me feel kinda bad for him. :(

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Michaelgee 2

I guess you can say his inability to pick you up is the "weight" of the issue. Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man

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Kiraro 0

You, sir, deserve a round of applause. Bravo!

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Joppa 0

well, your nickname says it all.. lol

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theten_fml 9

I'll be expecting an FML reading: "Today I tried to pick up a girl, In an attempt to be romantic, and sharted"

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TheMonica 0

I've done that before with a guy. It's not that great or romantic. You didn't miss out on much. Just find other ways to be romantic.

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