Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

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roeallen 11

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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iluvpink10 0

either u need to lose some weight or he needs to gain some muscle

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candy29 10

Wow that is ridiculous!! He should be able to lift you even if you are a bit bigger. I'm a 5 foot tall 120 pound girl and I can literally pick up and carry my guy friends that weigh over 170 pounds. He needs to hit the gym!!!

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paulydlover 0

All u bit**es r srry muth fuc*kers callin her fat n him weak bit*: ur probly fat n weak tht y ur here instead of exercising right

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MurphyS94 4

Last year in my drama class, we were playing a game where you had to get picked up occasionally. A huge football player picked me up and his arms were shaking. He was astounded that I only weighed 110. My current boyfriend, who weighs the same as me, can pick me up, no problem. Moral of the story: Guys are just weird like that.

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paulydlover 0

All u bit**es r stupid ur all calling her fat him weak ur stupid @$$ is probly fat n weak ur self cuz thts y ur here in stead of exercising dumnd@$$es

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