Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

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roeallen 11

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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cool517 1

let go the twinkles and hit the gym or next time he is going to confuse a birth mark on your belly as another tit!! it's okay Willie you will be free!

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texasappeal 0

He's just weak!

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BAMF519 0

ur boy is a pussy dump him and get a real man

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bryan1992 0

you would be lucky to even get a boy?

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TH3SiiL3NC3R 0

YDI for being a fat ass(: even Like ur name says "fatty" (:

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jerzeegal117 0

it doesnt mean ur fat, it jus means maybe you guys are similar in weight or something? at least its the thought that counts !

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bananabean16 2

OP might not be fat. I'm only 110 pounds, and my ex struggled to pick me up. It was kind of embarrassing, really.

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theybebitchin 4

maybe shes a ******* fat ass. Ever thought of that? Dumb bitch.

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