Heimlich

By Macdaddy - 05/12/2008 12:49 - France

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 032
You deserved it 3 482

Same thing different taste

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Kulawend 0

I think it's pretty messed up they didn't try and give you the heimlich or something...

cookieinc 0

hey who cares wut ur bosses thought breathing is much more important

Comments

#34 that was the FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER LMAOOOOROLFFL too bad I deliteid it (: DX

YDI for giving your bosses blow jobs in public. Save that shit for later, in their office, with the door locked, like any sane person trying to get a raise a little more quickly would. Also, if that's how you're gonna impress them, learn to do it properly. And don't impress them too much, or they'll give you more work than you can swallow.

wow, those bosses must have a crazy high sperm count if she has to chew the cum!

well what else are you gonna do? choke to death???

Well duh, OP just had to be impolite and save their life

wtf how can you excuse yourself to the bathroom while your choking?! It would come out like "I eed ou o oo atoom" wtf?!? Think before you say!

You don't have to chew excellently to prevent choking, sometimes when you're laughing, talking or swallowing it just happens.

You pulled it out with your finger? You could have made it worse. You're supposed to either Heimlich yourself or thrust onto a chair or table in a similar fashion.

If you excuse yourself to the bathroom while choking, it only increases your chance of dying since there may be no one to help.

excuse yourself to the bathroom when you start choking. just try to cough, smile a bit, put up a finger, then walk quickly to the bathroom

angelicdemon 0