Kids: Hereditary?

Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Dad Is Fat - 25/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Mount Orab

Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

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leasha12111 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:04

I'd kick the kid

Enna_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 20:13

That sucks!! I feel ya, I'm part of the "small boobies" club too! Lol!! Its bad enough that we have to deal with men and their ignorant small boob comments, now they're coming from a 4yr old?!! Don't sweat it sweetie!! Hold those tiny perky boobs high!!! Lol!! :)

Comments

spooner_13 2

Friday 1 January 2010 23:41

Yeah she just asked an honest question! Kids are cute and the OP shouldn't take it seriously.

eoswald 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:55

eh, what do kids know anyways? Every guy will tell you it's more about how your pussy looks.....plus big boobs usually are a sign of either back problems or being fat (now or later in life)

eighty_five 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:20

Did anyone else notice that OP's name is andy?

Firesprite2009 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:23

Girls can be called Andy too ??

neon_shoes 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 7:33

Her name could be like Andrea or something.

LoveIsASong_eddi 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:30

ok, Everyone saying that the kid insulted her needs to read it again. at 4, the kid probably didnt know which was "bad" and which was "good." She simply wanted an honest answer as to which she may be expecting.

Nagamori 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:32

You know, there are hordes of big-breasted women who would trade you if they could, myself included. The only thing my breasts have done for me is attract the kind of guy I'm not interested in. In addition to that, they've given me back pain, made athletic activity awkward and uncomfortable, ditto for finding a good sleeping position.. I've had breast reduction surgery once, and I'd recommend it to anyone who has a problem with big breasts - I only wish I had been firmer with the surgeon that yes, I really do want TINY breasts - not breasts that "fit my body size" - the jerk apparently was convinced he knew better than me. I'm the one who has to live with them. It doesn't bother me if I'm mistaken for a guy; it amuses me. I went from a size F or G (finding bras my size was hell) to a C. I wanted A! There's scars, though. I love my scars.

trucktwister 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:32

Andy is a sexy girl name :0

BikerMike 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:37

more than a mouthful is a waste

wakynurse 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:43

think about this, the bigger the boobs the more saggy they get as you age. so be greatful

guy_on_the_couch 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:35

ROFL that's awesome! Seriously people, the little girl is 4, don't insult her. Things like that are a mystery to kids so it's fine if they ask stuff like that.