Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
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Enna_fml 0

That sucks!! I feel ya, I'm part of the "small boobies" club too! Lol!! Its bad enough that we have to deal with men and their ignorant small boob comments, now they're coming from a 4yr old?!! Don't sweat it sweetie!! Hold those tiny perky boobs high!!! Lol!! :)

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Ninjaface 0

This is more F Your Daughter's Life after you told her that she's much more likely to have the tiny, pointy ones. Heredity is a bitch.

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dudeitsdanny 9

You should see my sister and my mom.. Lol

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lucky4sum 0

Big boobs so do not cause back problems lol I'm a natural 30H and my back is fine. The myth that it's hard to find pretty bras is wrong too, you just need to know where to look and I can still buy bras in retail stores too :)

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Firesprite2009 0

Maybe for you. I'm only a D & my back kills me.

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blackaut 0

Better start saving up for that breast enhancement surgery for you... and your daughter...

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shankapotamous15 3

wow...that has to suck for you...but god kids are so funny haha

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Choke999 0

I hope you told her that the models' are fake, and that yours are what real "boobies" look like.

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Kellmaster36 0

if I was a girl I would want huge boobs...what's wrong with that?!!at least shes a girl

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jesbar95 10

what mother allows their 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER look at those types of magazines!?! i'll tell u who! mother f*kers that need to go to parenting classes!

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veesky 0

ummm have u seen the thats life covers the have female celebrities in bikinies... it could have been on the coffee table or something... its prolly not the mag ur thinking.... idiot

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jesbar95 10

what kind of mother allows their 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER to look at magazines like that!?! i'll tell ya who! stupid mother f*kers that need to go to parenting classes!

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KiDtastrophy28 0

bwahahah wow !!! the thinqs that comes out of a kids moutg are PRICELE$$ LMFAO OP , i would suqqest breast implants for yur confidence and for yur dauqhter to actually say sumthinq positive about yur worthless milksacks ....

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ariissocutelike 0

oh wow, stfu. i'd rather have small boobs than the ones i have. just imagine being stared down by everyone that you pass by because you're 14 and a 32 D. it is terrible

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