Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
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Enna_fml 0

That sucks!! I feel ya, I'm part of the "small boobies" club too! Lol!! Its bad enough that we have to deal with men and their ignorant small boob comments, now they're coming from a 4yr old?!! Don't sweat it sweetie!! Hold those tiny perky boobs high!!! Lol!! :)

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austin9991 0

it's not the kids fault. she has a right to be afraid of having oddly-shaped, pointy ****. they don't gotta be huge, but atleast round w/o dinner-plate nips

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TheRealEllieSan 9

Most boobs aren't actually round without a bra, and most of the ones that are, are fake. So really, women with round boobs are the ones with oddly-shaped breasts. And please stop being such a pig, your idea of perfection is not the universal standard.

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Quiet_one 22

She wasn't doing it to be rude, she just doesn't know any better. It probably didn't even occur to her that what she said might upset you. And being small-chested is way better - I think big boobs would just get in the way, plus there's the whole sagging and back problems later on thing that you won't have to worry about.

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itspimpz 0

I like how everyone ganged up on brown sugar earlier lawlz

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R3kli3 10

I would of slap that bitch in the face

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Piffle 0

Hey, friend, since you have a four-year-old daughter, someone must have found you attractive enough to make love to at some point. So why are you complaining? Small boobs =/= ugly.

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R3kli3 10

I would of slapped that bitch in the face.

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shadow_skater_fml 0

wow that was mean thing for the 4-year-old to say...it's not like you can control your boob size.

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AmeOwl 0

It doesn't really sound like a judgment, just a curious question. And hey, at least with the little ones you can find shirts that fit.

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daydreamstar 7

you need to be smacked for letting her read that

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