Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
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Enna_fml 0

That sucks!! I feel ya, I'm part of the "small boobies" club too! Lol!! Its bad enough that we have to deal with men and their ignorant small boob comments, now they're coming from a 4yr old?!! Don't sweat it sweetie!! Hold those tiny perky boobs high!!! Lol!! :)

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limmur 0

breast size is the most trivial shit ever. personally, i prefer large breasts, because i can /see/ them, but i don't shit my pants when an attractive woman has small breasts. both are fine, and unique to that person.

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Trooth 13

haha hilariousbut I bet this is fake...imagine a 4 year old even knowing those words...

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Choke999 0

:S A properly educated 4 y/o definately would.

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Apocalyptus 0

Kids tend to do worse things when you have big **** - like the other day my 4 yr old cousin was sitting on my lap talking to me and then just decided to squeeze my boob. That was a bit awkward...

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krisjoy012 0

Maybe just maybe you should look into getting a new bra

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yasmeenjonasx3 0

Sorry.. Same here but I guess it's because I'm an underweight 14 year old. You should've told her that she used to have 3 **** but one fell off and mutated, thus causing a retarted child who cares about boobs at such a young age to be born

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supmofukka 0

mommy time for u to get a boob job

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applelover1995 0

ayee u try running laps in gym wit giant boobs n then complain bout small ones

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FlyingTigers 0

#69 awesome! is it just me or is this woman named Andy?

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Masenko7 12

am I the only one who got sick of all the FMLs about my kid saying this without realizing he's pointing to something bad bout me? jesus ****** christ....

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