Neighbours and Work: Hi there! - FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 00:07 - Canada

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By visn - 17/06/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:01

Gotta love the neighbors

BubblyTay 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:15

"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave."

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xFalzz 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:15

Atleast he didnt put on a show

eviiee_fml 3

Monday 26 July 2010 9:16

thats just wrong ! yuckk haha

aliaysleighbasic 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:16

gosh, that made me laugh so hard. what a sight. "he was hairy. he smiled and waved!" hahahhahhaha. too funny.

SupxD 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:18

hahah Fail..!

gabbielove 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:21

he waved?! haha =D

ezioaudatore 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:24

epic win this made my day by makin me laugh

westsidewhite 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:34

"howdy neighbor" haha

cchristine 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:35

At least he was nice. I'd wave back.(:

cchristine 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:37

oops, Sorry i just realized I pretty much said what chris678 said. my bad.

westsidewhite 0

Monday 26 July 2010 9:38

41-that's what makes awkward moments even more awkward

cchristine 0

Monday 26 July 2010 20:07

so? That's the fun part!(:

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Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML

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Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML

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